What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.