What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !