What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.