What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair