What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.