How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times