When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.