Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(