What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats