What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!