What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.