NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
Your sister's hymen.
Because they have a quidditch.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
It has a special place in their hearts
That's offal
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
They both tend to shoot up schools.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
Suture self!
The average persons resume
A tresume.
