What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Leave the EU.

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Don't go to school.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.