Pork and beans
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
How you bean doing.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Pork is haram
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Because they are always leaning against cop cars.
