What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.