What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him