Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.