What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.