What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.