Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.