What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.