Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
A private tutor
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
points to dead cactus*
Santa stops at three hoes.
Santa isn't real.
When the (w)hole job's done.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Carlos-t
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
AP Flour
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
