Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."