What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.