What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up