What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up