Because he was hooked on worms.
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Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
They're always getting hooked up
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Arrrrrrr-wen
Quack
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
She was taking god's name in vein.
He was hooked on phonics.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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A Trans Pacific Partnership
He says "All net."
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
3edgy5me
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
Hook up
A. At a secondhand store.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
eFISHancy!
In case they run out of bullets.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
You call 9-wun-wun
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
tape velcro to the ceiling.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
There are twenty of them.
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
Spring break!
They Neverland.
A sandy hook
Your job.
Two test-tickles!
