What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!