Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
he asked. I said, "they're still together."
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Cancer.
A ghoul Yule!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
His hands were tied.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Doesn't matter, still born.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
