How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.