How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.