How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.