How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!