What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

Previous Random Joke Next

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.