Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.