What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.