What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)