What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"