What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!