What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot