What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...