What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.