What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.