What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo