Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Alfredo Jokes More Alfredo Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.