How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !