How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq