Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!