Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.