Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.