What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.