What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

Presence Jokes More Presence Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence