What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.