What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.