Indecent exposure.
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They always miss the shot
A photographer.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
I can't take it anymore!"
They needed a developer.
Because they always focus on the negatives.
By selling your camera.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
It never worked out because they never met
At the He's Dead Gym.
She needed more concentration.
To prevent them from whistling.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Oh questions about the job No I'm good."
Trouterspace.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
A developing country
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
A Wind-up Merchant.