Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Tabloid Jokes More Tabloid Jokes

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.