Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.