How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."