How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull