What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that