What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.