They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
A: An Apple turnover.
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Can I crash at your place
Cus they are always stuffed.
An order for two large plains.
Two large plains
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.