What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.