No hard feelings.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A man laughing his head off.
Man, go away!
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
No Stairway.
It failed the Smaug test.
