What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.