What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.