What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines