What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Michelle Jokes More Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle