Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.