Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer