What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.