How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).